Brother John | Spanish version |
Brother John entered the 'Monastery of Silence' and the head of the
monastery said, -"Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak untilI direct you to do so." Brother John lived in the monastery for a full year being told he could speak -"Brother John, you've been here a year now, you may speak two words." Brother John said, -"Hard bed." -"I'm sorry to hear that," said the elder man. "We will get you a better bed." The next year, Brother John was called in and told, "You may say another two words." -"Cold Food" said Brother John, at which time he was assured the food would be better in the future. On his third anniversary at the monastery, Brother John was called in for his annual appearance. "Two words may be said." -"I quit," said Brother John. -"It's probably best," said the older priest. "All you've done since you got here is complain." |
The lawyer and the blonde | Spanish version |
Confession | Spanish version |
Triple Procession | Spanish version |
Divine Right | Spanish version |
Confession in Ireland | Spanish version |
Different beliefs | Spanish version |
Headache | Spanish version |
Suicide | Spanish version |
God and Adam | Spanish version |